Konnichiwa, wat ashi no namae wa Cameron desu

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29 May 2009

OMG Camera! And Camping!

Okay - I went camping and it was fun and everything, but I am super hyped about this old camera I forgot I had. So... I shall sum up camping in one word sentences.
Spider-man.
Walk.
Muddy.
Steep.
Flies.
Fire.
Fail.
Boom.
Darkness.
Phsycopath.
Death.
...
Tent.
Randomness.
Paula (Paula isn't a person)
Sleep?
Hyperness.
Morning.
Tired. 

Okay... now for camera sex time.

Oohh god I am so tired...

Yeah.. It is a 'RICOH KR-10x' apparently... but it is beautiful. 

 I felt like a true man as I spent ages working out how to do things without any instructions. It took me a while, but I worke
d out how to do things like change over the lenses (which would embarrass old school camera users, but I am used to the relyable - but pixilated - digital.

Ohhh yeah, I just wanted to say how good i felt taking this apart, and then back together, just so I know how.
I'm a true male now.

Oh Oh Oh Oh and look at the flash!!! >> 

28 May 2009

"Where do you get peoples quotes,
and how do I make them?"
- Cameron Williamson

"I woke up at 5:58am.
My eyes hurt,"
- Cameron Williamson

" I don't know what's more crazy, me making my own quotes,
or life that sin't real life and we are actually batteries for robots"
- Cameron Williamson

26 May 2009

My responce to the - very funny - hate mail.

I know I am ugly.
Unattractive is ugly.
Gothic is a style from the eat germanic tribes known as - goths. I'm not german.
I don't own perfume - and if I did I wouldn't taste it to see if it tasted of blood.
I'm glad only my face is in pain and not the rest of my body. 
You have never smelt me. 
Are you my technician? And I don't know about you, but I don't try and fit my fat face in the 'plastic' - and the eastern german gothic tribes didn't own computers. 
I doubt my mum wants the eyeliner that has been on my eyes - I mean she has her own that is in a wearable form. Liccul?
Peodo? 
People know I 'h8' n-dubz, people also know that the 'I hate n-dubz' video is old and pointless now - they read my annotations.
I haven't been diagnosed to be a retard and if I am a hater.. what are you? 
Yes I do (still) get bullied, simply because I have my opinions.
Once again you have never smelt me. 
Once again - liccul?


Click to see the actual hate mail here >> http://vampiricana.blogspot.com/2009/05/lmao-hater-comment.html

Lmao hater comment!

First, I got a comment on my infamous video 'i hate n-dubz'

i kno he is an idiot how can he not like n dubz- he is a peodo,i kno because he is related to my old freind. so diss him and tell everyone else to diss him until his mums eyeliner fades of his disabled fractured stroke old mans face

Then I got an email saying this...

U R: 
UGLY 
UNNATRACTIVE 
GOTHIC 
UR PERFUME IS BLOOD FLAVOURED 
UR FACE IS IN PAIN 
U SMELL 
U BROKE UR COMPUTER AND BOUGHT A NEW ONE BCOS UR FAT FACE BROKE THE BLOODY PLASTIC U UGLY SKANKY GOTHIC SCETT. 
TAKE OF UR MUMS EYELINER AND GIV IT BAK TO HER U SMELLLY 
LICCUL PEODO 
I WILL TELL EVERYONE THAT U H8 N DUBZ AND NO ONE WILL SUBSCRIBE U ANYMORE 
UU R A RETARD A HATER A FREAK A LONER I BET U GOT BULLIED AT SCHOOL U SMELLY LICCUL FREAK.





Frankly I lol'd

15 May 2009

Exams&shizz

Ahh! GCSE's! Shitting hell!

It has finally hit me, the pressure of exams - although I am more chilled about it than most. 

I have done my music exam (YES!) and my photogrpahy exam, on monday I have a culture and ethics exam and a maths exam, and on tuesday I have English...

Okay... you don't care about my exam time table, but it's scary. I'm confident though, I should get okay grades; hopefully a good grade in English and at least a C in maths, I am happy with those. It would be awesome to get a C in biology and physics too.. and hopefully an A in chemistry (A in my last exam and only one more chemistry one to go) 

Hopefully I will get a distinction in Art and a good grade in photography too; I got an A in my GCSE art last year (art school, we do art GCSE's early) and I am reusing pretty much everything for my nationals.  

Aaaaalssoooo, a week today is my official last day - after half term (which starts a week today) I only have to come in for exams and the lessons I haven't done exams for yet. Which means after then... no more P.E! YES! GET IN! Anndd.. Free periods! YES! SLIP IT RIGHT IN THERE!

Also.. on Friday, we will be getting our shirts signed and everything.. it should be an emotional day - the emotion being happiness. We will still see everyone after that day because we will still have lessons we haven't had exams in yet and what not - so there will be no crying from the girls on that day. I will probably make a youtube video that day... just because I can :)


Talking of youtube... 3 more subscribers until 100! I will make it happen :D

11 May 2009

Photography Exam.

Something that is exteremly boring: Photography exam, although I rediscovered my love for graffitti.

*becomes a little vandal and runs into the city of Plymouth, spraying the city pink*

But I did get this out of it, The reflection is on the wrong side but I didn't realise that until it was done, which is annoying - I'll say something arty like how ' it represents peoples backwards view on life'

Things that get you marks in art: Talk shit like you mean it.

Future Reign

7 May 2009

Another Poem

I felt like writing another poem, but unfortunately something I feel strongly about is something which will make others feel strongly against me.

Got me?

Have I lost you?

Well I have written this poem, but it is about a past experience and how I felt at the time, I am not trying to offend anyone.

Got that settled? Good.

:)

Here is my poem about a barbecue

I stand in the smoke that flows from the burning wood,
Beautiful, twisting,
The wood drowning in the flames,
Being licked by the tongue of satan, 
I never thought satan could be so seductive,
The black wood glows from the inside,
Red, like the pits of hell,
Although they said hell would be painful and ugly.
This is the most beautiful thing ever,
I get enticed by the dancing fire in the grill,

The red hot grill.
Chicken corpses slapped on like food.
Ribs of an animal I could never recognise.
The beautiful smell of burning wood turned evil.
Maybe this is hell,
We just haven’t learned it yet.
The flesh burns in the red,
A different shade to the liquid dripping from the body.
After satan licks the chicken body, they eat it,
I hear his laughs in the crack of the wood.
Laughing like children, they find this fun,
Until like chickens, in hell they burn.

I turn away disgusted by the stench.
My family, with the bodies of what once lived in their mouths.
Satan tries to lure me in, but I pull away to look at the beauty of the sky,
White fluffy clouds float all across to the distance, 
Butterflies and bees dance in the air with joy,
Nothing to worry about in their short lasting lives, 
I look across the fields of luscious green,
Green grass, some filled with the purple of lavender,
Or the golden of wheat, or the whiteness of sheep,
I see the sheep, beautiful 

Sheep. 
Their lambs lost.
I have them found,
Purified by satan,
For not even a pound.
I am not a religious man, and I believe my family are safe,
Safe from the devil in the grill,
Grilling the flesh of what once lived. 
And they are my family, I wish them well,
But I know extremists that will only see them;
Laughing like children, they find this fun,
Until like chickens, in hell they burn.

3 May 2009

I'm well in with the memes recently

1. List one book you think everyone should read this year. 

The crow - even though it's a comic.

2. What is your favorite thing about your hometown?

Nothing.

3. Incorrectly complete these Fall Out Boy lyrics: "This ain't a scene, it's a(n) _____________" (be creative)

Wookie smoking a trampoline. 

4. What would you title your autobiography and how many pages would it be?
That Emo C-word.

32 pages.

5. What was the best Christmas gift you've received? (ages 15 and under, adult Christmas gifts don't count)
A video Camera

6. What's one new thing you learned this week? (they say you learn something new every day, so you should have a few things to choose from)

How to put washing on the line when it's windy.

7. Open Skype/G-Chat/AIM and type "how's my favorite friend who I haven't chatted with today?" to someone you haven't chatted with at all today. This item isn't a question, just a polite demand to let someone know you were thinking of them.

Umm, no.

8. Tell me one really proud moment from your life. (be specific)

Within top 50 most viewed comedians on youtube. 

9. Tell me one really embarrassing moment from your life. (be specific)

Wetting myself just before I was meant to play Paul McCartney in a school play about Dr.Who.

10. Have you owned something for way too long... something you know you should get rid of or replace, but can't? If so, what and why?

I don't know but I would obviously care for it, a lot.

11. Fill in the blank: Other than this one, _____ is the last blog I commented on.

Other than this one, Slimo monk fish the living blog is the last blog I commented on.

12. Do you have any scars? Tell me about one of them.

Yes, I have a scar down my chest from a heart operation, Crank is based on me.

13. I say "this is not tom", you say:
A. Who the eff is Tom?
B. Thank god, Tom sucks!
C. Oh, I love staring at page source code all day and solving riddles!! <3
D. And this is not me, not clicking the back button and not not reading the rest of this stupid meme.

B

14. What do you get complimented on the most? (your looks, your creativity, your impressive collection of black santa figurines)

My legs/hair/hairy legs

15. Paste a link here to your favorite picture online:

http://flipcatch.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/im-in-ur-kitchen-doin-parkour.jpg

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